assmer

Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.

A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.

by MartinClunes September 7, 2012

asspirate

To be a ass-loving pirate.

You asspirate!

by orf October 27, 2002

asser

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

by Bob Lush March 9, 2003

Asperger's Syndrome

Something in today's advanced world you would think would have at least a medical treatment for it, even a cure.

"Tha guy looking for a cure for Asperger's Syndrome, do you reckon he has it himself"?

by youdon'tknowme! May 24, 2012

asseriffic

pertain to ass and ass like thing and ass like people

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

asspecial

description an emphatic piece of arse/booty/butt

Daynet is asspecially endowed.

Youssef is always looking for someone asspecial.

There is something asspecial about her photograsses

by Smokin' Sid September 7, 2005

assercise

A form of exercise especially geared towards women with big butts.

Geez, her butt is huge. She can really use some assercise.

by blueguitar69 August 18, 2007