Alberto

Alberto is an anti-social douchebag. He is reserved to himself and rarely ever opens up. On the good side, his humor is immaculate and people enjoy his company. He is a loving and caring dude when he wants to be. He's one of kind. He can be moody but that's what makes him special.

"wow! he's so bipolar"

"yep definitely an Alberto"

by albertoisntbipolar June 8, 2020

Alberta

Alberta. No rats. Well, most of the time. Cold for 8-10 months and either scorching hot or not quite hot enough for the rest. Snow in June and 20+ in February sometimes. Hail and mini tornadoes blow across the lands at least once or twice per year, and chinook winds make you feel like spring is coming when really you have about two months left. This is where Groundhog Day is rarely accurate and trucks rule the roads. Oil is a big industry but really, there's a lot more to it than just cold, oil and plains. The Rockies open the opportunity of skiing and snowboarding practically in your backyard, and 80% of small town raised boys are in Minor hockey. City folks pretend to be small town rednecks but really they don't know a thing about it. The stampede is annual no matter what (hell or high water). Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames, they hate each other but it's okay because despite it everything, deep down everyone knows they both suck. A great province with some major flaws but the local crowd are proud to be Albertan.

Alberta, too many words to describe this place.

by Erry bear September 5, 2013

Alberta

A walking goddess. Gorgeous like a model, funny,easy to talk to and an amazing body

guy 1: check out that girl
guy 2: thats an alberta

by Greenrose May 15, 2009

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

Albert

a complete idiotic asshole

He is such an Albert

by Alican September 9, 2006

albatross flight

When your mates are driving a car and you're on the roof screwing a girl whilst flapping your arms like an albatross.

Dave's got the best car for an albatross flight.

by Supersmoothrockstarplatypus January 23, 2009

alburtus

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.

This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.

by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014