Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.

Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!

by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.

"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"

by Marquis February 26, 2005

Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).

Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.

by BGTV March 23, 2019

Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.

James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015

Soviet-Assasin

1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.

"You're a total fuckwit, you remind me of Soviet-Assasin"

by [CCT]Expack_man < god thats so old. February 14, 2004

Camel Toe Assassin

A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.

"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"

"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."

by evolart November 30, 2009