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front your ass a play

To provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.
Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
by Nick D February 2, 2006
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blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest

Donald Trump and Madonna are both skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest.
by MaryDoll July 14, 2017
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death from a swiftie

the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
by utility_ October 29, 2023
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Frog on a Lily

A smoking term. A Frog on a Lily is a piece packed half-way with green then a thick strip of hash on top. Use enough hash to just barely cover the top. Instead of a wrap A Frog on a Lily is only used with Water Pipes and Bubblers. The term is derived from a "Snake in the Grass", a rolled out line of hash in a joint or blunt, but the hits are more phenomenal this way.
Cheryl: How are we going to mix this hash with weed

David: We could make a Snake in the Grass but we only have this bong.

Cheryl: Let's just pack it half-way then put it on top.

David: Oh shit, it looks like a Frog on a Lily!

Cheryl: (Lighter flick) That hit just took something out of me. I've never felt a sensation so astounding.
by RuffRawlie December 16, 2011
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overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!
by J_P June 20, 2004
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entrails ripped from a virgins cunt

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.
Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt
by stfu!!! April 5, 2009
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