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March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.
"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.
by freediooo March 13, 2024
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December 13th

Today is Anti moderator day your are allow to bully any moderator you know of and the can not say or do anything to you.
Hey nerd

YOU CANT CALL ME A NERD YOUR GETTING BANNED

Can't ban me it is December 13th

THE FUCK
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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December 13th

National give a someone that likes you a hoodie day
Guy/girl : it's December 13th
Guy : yeah ik *gives hoodie*
by ASHERISGAY December 12, 2022
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November 13th

You know November 13th is Peyton's birthday right?
No I've heard he's amazing though
by anonymous November 2, 2020
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April 13th

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!
by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022
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April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.
by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021
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September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day
it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey
by JOE4325 September 12, 2022
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