Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017
Get the resting bartender face mug.When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.
Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"
Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"
Peter "Ok get a to go box"
Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"
Peter "Ok get a to go box"
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Chill out music that was popular in dimly lit Tapas Bars in the late 1990s. Popular restaurantica artists include Kruder & Dorfmeister, Massive Attack, Moby, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, and Suzanne Vega.
by michaelmann November 27, 2012
Get the Restaurantica mug.An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
by Vomikron September 11, 2009
Get the The women's restroom is over there mug./rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.
Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.
by Matt*ee October 21, 2009
Get the restroom moment mug.A "nonfiction" publication by two graduates from Milton Academy based on some allegedly "legitimate" interviews, phone conversations, IM conversations, etc with graduates of the Class of 2005.
Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".
The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".
Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.
We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.
Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".
The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".
Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.
We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.
"...graduation tents like whipped cream..."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."
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"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."
-or-
"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."
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