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You’re Special Like A Short Bus

A sarcastic and often offensive slang phrase used to imply that someone is unintelligent, clueless, or lacking basic common sense. The expression is framed like a compliment but is actually a backhanded insult. It references special education transportation (“short buses”), which makes the phrase widely considered disrespectful. it can be used by people in a jokingly casual or edgy humor. Context and audience matter heavily, as it can easily cross the line from humor into outright insult.
“You really tried to unlock your car with your house key? Yeah… .”

“He spent 10 minutes looking for his phone while it was in his hand man’s special like a short bus.”

“You put metal in the microwave and thought it was fine? You’re special like a short bus.”

“She studied for the wrong test and blamed the teacher… special like a short bus for real.”

“Bro clicked ‘forgot password’ and then forgot the new one instantly you’re special like a short bus.”

The Deven Special

When u stack so many donuts on it that the sight makes u drool all over the dick. You then eat the slobbery donuts and spit them out for alisha to finally consume the concoction
Alisha lets do the Deven Special
The Deven Special by Ilikegbbc April 29, 2026

The Kenobi Special

The sexual act of using a toy lightsaber as a dildo
“I gave her the Kenobi Special

The Oliver Special

When one nuts on their own, or a companion's chest and lets it dribble down. While still wet, Lego figures are placed in it to slide down like a water slide.
"I'mma hit you with The Oliver Special"
"YESSSS! PLEAAASSEEE!"

Nick Primo Special

Shitting in a girls vagina and using a straw to drink it like a chocolate milkshake
Let’s go back to mine and you can let me do the Nick primo special on you

The Red Fountain School for Specialists 

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.