bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

by prof.jimes November 29, 2016

Birds in the fan.

Birds in fans can be a home nuisance (nesting in vents) or a serious danger (colliding with ceiling fans), requiring solutions from physical barriers like mesh to deterrents like noise, but professional help is often best for vent nests due to health risks from droppings/mites. For pet birds, it's crucial to avoid fan use entirely, using "lock out/tag out" systems or alternative cooling to prevent severe injuries like broken wings or beaks.

"Bro i think i have birds in the fan..." - "If you listen closely you can hear birds in the fan."

by Gary Jizzmax December 12, 2025

baby bird

During oral sex you have your partner lie on their back and dangle your cock rigbt above their mouth and make them open wide like a baby bird

I love to do the baby bird with my girl Shana

by Manuel59manuel November 8, 2017

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

by Party Barbie October 16, 2025

Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)

After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”

by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021