beaner barn 

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

beaner barn by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

Beanernigletexpress 

When a Mexican preforms grand theft auto with a black baby in the car and escapes

Eduardo became a beanernigletexpress when he stole Maria’s Honda civic with her child Jerome inside

Beanernigletexpress by Demorfugusnite July 29, 2024

beaver pleaser 

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

beaver pleaser by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

Baker'd 

To be Baker'd

To be shot in the head as soon as an engagement/shootout starts.

"I blame it on Gamma being Baker'd." Moon-

"I got Baker'd as soon as I got out of the Bantha." Gamma-

Baker'd by Zari Vel August 17, 2024

Baker's Dozen 

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12

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Baker's Dozen by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024

Beaver Super Moon 

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.

Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.

Beaver Super Moon by GoodinBed November 16, 2024

Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....

"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"

Beaver Lip by AliciaMully November 22, 2024