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penis in vagina 

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.
Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

penis prober 

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.
Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.
penis prober by scorepex July 11, 2007

Penis-mongral 

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.
Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!

Penis House 

When You Stick Ones Penis In A Birdhouse
My Dick is for the birds so I'll put it in a Penis House
Penis House by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

penis bombed 

The personal state experienced by being suddenly and greatly shocked, surprised, or alarmed in a non-life threatening manner.
Man... Sarah was totally penis bombed by that penis bomb she got sent earlier!
penis bombed by HappyColour August 16, 2011

Penis Hygienist 

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.
Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
Penis Hygienist by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011