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necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.
Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.
by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018
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Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.
Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.
by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018
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Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.
Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.
by Penis meter July 11, 2018
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penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos
by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019
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Meanus penis

Doing something very mean with your penis while captioning it with the text (meanus penis) like stirring up a drink with your penis maybe even add a tea bag optional
Watch as I stir my friends drink and ejaculate seman also before he drinks it taking pictures of it using hashtag#meanus penis
by Admiral radman February 8, 2019
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penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks
Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes
by penislicker105 February 10, 2019
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PENIS SACRIFICE

When a male has lost his genitals and he has to choose a victim to take a penis from and attach it to himself. The victim is often chosen by the one performing the practice screaming,"PP SACRIFICE", as he points at the chosen one.

Females who wish to have a penis often perform this ritual also. They have to do the same as the males. Females often slip into comas after the ritual is practiced. There is no known reason why.
by GREGGRWGGER EGG September 14, 2018
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