Death

Your free get out of work/school ticket.

*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.

by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.

Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.

by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024

baby death

sick ass lense used mostly for skateboarding videos, in other words a .3x fisheye, they are made by opteka and a few others and offer the widest angle out there. Usually more expensive than other types, prices start at $100

Yo u still usin that .42x fisheye to make your videos? Wtf mayne? u gotta cop that baby death son

by rob mayne June 28, 2011

Suburban Death

A death that involved no weapons or violence

My grandpa died a suburban death

by YuOfTheNight December 16, 2019

Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible

Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip

by adnutor June 9, 2023

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017