slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011

Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny August 1, 2011

Slapate

It is the joined words of (slap) and (Yourself in Spanish)., usually used within Hispanic or Spanish speaking pochos.

"Dude slapate!!"

"cabron no seas pendejo, slapate weii"

by Real chicaron September 13, 2011

Slapfuck

verb. A repeated, unrelenting assault on someone's body, usually the face, with both open hands and the occasional backhand.

"That spoiled bitch had such nerve, I just wanted to slapfuck her face."

by Skincrafter October 21, 2011

slapcident

The act of producing slap-stick style comedy, unintentionally.

Yelling 'blastoise' at the military cannons was the best slapcident ever!

by peaches and bear December 9, 2012