Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

0 rizz
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But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer

Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais

by elitespammer June 2, 2022

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

by HandyDandyJandy June 5, 2022

Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

low bird shooter

A low bird shooter is a low-down snitch who cannot be trusted to do anything.

A "low bird shooter" cannot be trusted and anyone in their family is not to be trusted.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022