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Donald Trump 

A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.
Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.

Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out

Donald Trump Syndrome

A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome
Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.

Donald Trump Sex Maneuver 

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS) 

The illness of supporting dOnald tRump no matter how deranged he becomes. The deranged tRump supporter often argues how amazing he is but can produce no actual facts or instances in which tRump actually did something good for America or the American people.
Man, that guy over there thinks tRump is awesome even though he has set American policies back decades, and has every other first world country laughing at us. He must have Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS).

Donald Trump 

When You look like a bag of Cheeto's Explored in your Face. Making You like Donald Trump
Donald Trump by Hellokat December 21, 2016

Pulled a Trump 

When you 'grab them by the pussy'. If she is aware enough, she will decide if its ok, and if not she will immediately recognize this as sexual assault, and you will be charged accordingly. This should prevent you from becoming President of the United States, but not in all cases.
OK: I saw my wifey in the washroom and pulled a Trump. She was a'ight with dat.
Not OK: I'm successful. I saw some fine ass who was 'hanging out with me', so I 'pulled a Trump' man!
Pulled a Trump by Blunt Monk January 9, 2017