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Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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Socks

An acronym, Some Other Cunts KidS, the children your partner has by a previous partner.
My partners socks are really bratty and under cultured.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Sockish

I’m feeling sockish and I must take off my shoes.
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Socksess

Socksess - Pronounced - (Sock - Sess) - Definition - getting the same number of socks back from the clothes dryer as you put in.
It was socksess! I put ten pairs into the wash today and got ten pairs of socks out of the clothes dryer when the dryer was done. So glad none of my socks went missing!
by Arnimal May 7, 2022
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sockthumper

a sock-thumper, is another word you can use instead of 'go beat off into a sock'
someone who thumps socks.
usually a man whose gross habits define him.
'hey look its that gross guy with the weird habits again!'
'eww hes a sockthumper'
by iamyouruncle May 18, 2022
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Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex
Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on
by The_..steve May 20, 2022
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socks.c0splay

socks.c0splay is a PEOPLE KISSER!!!!!! (REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!)
Person 1: Do you know socks.c0splay from tik tok??

Person 2: Oh, you mean the person kisser?
by Dyltgir May 21, 2022
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