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María Jesús 

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María Jesús is an incredible person, she has a mental illness that will drive you crazy with her stuff and personality. She is really goofy and a completely loyal person, she will share with you everything she has, she loves to make people feel part of her family and mostly her friends. Se is really sweet but when you make her feel uncomfortable she won’t be as always with ya. take care of her
María Jesús, the love of your life
María Jesús by Hopkings William November 24, 2021
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Microscope Jesus 

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the one and only Durk Conerson
Durk Conerson is microscope jesus
Microscope Jesus by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021
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OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

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An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
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Hardbass Jesus

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Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Hardbass Jesus by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
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un-jesus 

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Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.
Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.
un-jesus by RhiaW. February 15, 2022
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Mexican Jesus 

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A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol
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