Someone who hangs around with you and your crowd in the full knowledge that they are unwelcome and disliked. In spite of frequent insults, rebuttal and sarcasm, they still persevere in their attempts to be liked, as they have nothing else to do and nobody to do it with.

That Steve, he just went and spent £60 on cocktails for everyone, even though we're drinking lager! I'm gonna throw mine into the plant pots; he's such an arse fish

Arse fish by Bowelhazard July 27, 2010

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bottom dwelling fish

Little pebbles of poo that accidentaly escape from your arse and swim around in your pants.

Gregg was reluctant to sit as he feared squashing his bottom dwelling fish.

bottom dwelling fish by fatheead August 22, 2006

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dead fish

the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.

Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?
*puts hand in the air*

Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*

Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"

dead fish by -amyy April 8, 2008

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cat fish

the insertion of 3 fingers in the vagina and switching hands and inserting them then smearing them on a dudes face

I got cat fished last night

cat fish by the real anal annie July 21, 2009

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