J-Dub

The J-Dubs don’t go door to door much these days, instead they mail their pamphlets with a warm letter promising imminent doom any day now.
by Emcee Pejo August 10, 2022
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It's just a j

bob: what did you just say?
tom: it's just a j bro
by Oxbi February 23, 2023
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 01, 2019
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bb and j

Did you fuck her?
Nah, only got a bb and j
by Alquimista November 17, 2016
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hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal
Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie
by spawnfreak23 March 09, 2012
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.
"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar
by J1 the Won May 24, 2024
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