squashed strawberry alley cat 

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

squashed strawberry alley cat by butterballs January 21, 2009

Dusty the cat 

The name of one tough little grey house cat that took alot of abuse from a teenager by the name of Kenny Glenn

That kid Kenny is going to get his ass beat like he did to Dusty the cat, and then some..

Dusty the cat by ChrisDedede February 16, 2009

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail by debra February 13, 2005

can't hug every cat 

An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.

Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.

can't hug every cat by Pazz-Dawg July 30, 2011

Doja Cat

Doja cat is a living goddess. She is the definition of women. Her music is impeccable and she is such a funny person

Omg isn’t doja cat so hot??

Doja Cat by Martha, charli._..dxnkin November 29, 2021

Puddy Cat

The name of a special girl, most likey she has beautiful, luscious brown hair, with a bold brown eyes that will stun you. She has an amazing body, and there is really only 1 girl who can be classified as a Puddy Cat, but she knows who she is.

"That girl is so sexy, im so jealous of the guy she is with." -Says looker 1.

"I know! I can only imagine how lucky that guy must be to have that wittle puddy cat" -Looker 2

Puddy Cat by Big Sexay JayDawg September 19, 2011

smelly cat 

The most awesome song ever to appear on Friends. Actaully, the only one. That I remember. And I have a fairly sucky memory.

Your mom's a smelly cat!

smelly cat by Sebu September 17, 2005