Jesus

Our lord and saviour

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

“Our lord and saviour you sinner”

by Kdiz August 16, 2021

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Jesus

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend

by lplikferd August 4, 2024

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When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

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jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

by l_istall January 30, 2024

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kinning jesus

A mf that probably has a God Complex

Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass

by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021

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