Northtown Academy

FUCKING HELL

Leo: You have school at Northtown Academy.
Any normal person: FUCK! *disintegrates*

by Bombnificent October 12, 2023

Northfield Mount Hermon

A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.

Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.

NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.

Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.

Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.

by RamRancher20 October 29, 2023

Northern Terrace

Northern Terrace is the official active group of the australian soccer team Melbourne Victory. they situate them selves on the north side of Aami park where they follow their beloved team and chant in honour of them. whoever stands in their way is unlucky.

Oh so magical,
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful,

D ‘cause of you, we’ll know for sure,

Our hearts will sing forever more,

And when we do,
You’ll know that noise,

From the f*cking Northern Terrace Melbourne boys,
Oh Victory,

Our Victory,

This is our Melbourne team the mighty Victory,

First group: SO WHO ARE WE!?

Second group: SO WHO ARE WE!?

First group: WE ARE THE BOYS!

Second group: WE ARE THE BOYS!

First group: WE’RE FROM THE TERRACE AND WE’RE GONNA MA
SOME NOISE!

Second group: MAKE SOME NOISE!

First group: YOU’RE OUR BOYS!

Second group: YOU’RE OUR BOYS!

First group: AND YOU WILL SEE!

Second group: AND YOU WILL SEE!

by hortomagiko November 2, 2023

Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

Northern Idaho Double Ejection

When you ejaculate and vomit simultaneously.

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!

by Montel W February 12, 2024

Northwest

Long-term commuting from somewhere between the Southwestern, South, southeastern or east coast to somewhere in the northwestern coast.

I went to Florida after living in Southern California. Me, Stephanie, and two other friends were gonna fly northwest from LAX until I heard everything closed as there were flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 16, 2024

Northwest

Long distance Commute from anywhere to somewhere northwest.

I was planning on going northwest, but then realized that everything is closed due to flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 17, 2024