John Juge 

A great friend, awesome loan officer, and perfect husband and father.

"That John Juge, he got us a great rate on our refi"

"John Juge is such a good father and husband, his family is lucky to have him".

John Juge by JonnyChimpo69 March 29, 2010

John Daly 

- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005

Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!

John Daly by Eddy123456 April 22, 2011

John Lennon Syndrome 

Usually an older person. One who, when younger, engaged in the exact opposite of what he talks about and believes now. Former Libertarian now Liberal and anti-gun (even though once owned half a dozens or so), blames the NRA for gun violence (former NRA member), former Che Guevara shirt wearer in University until he got older and realized he wasn't all that cool, a Marxist who denies he is one, a heavy consumer of all things manufactured when young but who now has become more frugal and now says that consuming has caused Global Warming (now Climate Change and soon to become Global Cooling, again),, etc. I could go on, but why? In short, he's a HYPOCRITE who now bad mouths the very things he used to do when young and who doesn't want the younger generations to live as he did when younger.

Wow, how he's changed. Sort of like the turnaround of John Lennon after he met Yoko Ono. Indeed he now suffers from JLS (John Lennon Syndrome)

John Lennon Syndrome by SLiderHeadd July 8, 2016

John Mayer 

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

John Mayer by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

John 3:16

Got God (Him)?

Locate the scripture John 3:16 and it says..
Do you Got Him?

John 3:16 by Oweethea April 19, 2021

John Dillenger 

A funny first and last name (not a real person) refering to the male genitalia. See Dick

Do you want to see my John Dillenger? Put your John Dillenger inside me. I have a large John Dillenger.

John Dillenger by Hikuru February 10, 2010

John Xina

Overused joke. Hate it. Despise it even.

A: HAHAHDHAH JOHN XINA-
B: *gun noises*

John Xina by datboiefe December 29, 2021