boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".

Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021