Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

pot penis

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.

Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.

by brooklyn hipster December 27, 2007

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Penis thrust

Two definitions:

1. It could be an insulting name to call someone

2. The fast forward motion of the penis in and out something.

Mike: You fucking penis thrust

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So penis thrust is her favorite way of doing it?

by FunnyMan11191 June 25, 2006

penis foam

Penis foam is a frothy substance that leaks out of a dirty mans penis before,during or after sexual intercourse. Usuallly this happens when the man is doing the old "in out, in out" with a prostitute.

Damn son, this skanky biatch is making my penis foam.

by Sacky September 25, 2006

Penis Neck

A birth mark that strongly resembles an erect penis found on someone's neck.

Kennedy: Hey... is that a penis on your neck?
Nixon: No, it's just a birthmark.
McKinley: Looks like a classic case of Penis Neck.

by JoNicks May 6, 2009

Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015