If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.
by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021
Get the stoopid old pedophilemug. Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016
Get the Old Papa Johnmug. 
by Pussy man cock April 6, 2022
Get the Old grandma feetmug. When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
Get the Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnsonmug. It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already
The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already
The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is
Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
Get the 28 years oldmug. Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
Get the old man uniformmug.