Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.

Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010

cheese-warmer

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.

Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.

by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013

willie warmer

A warmer for the penis

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer

by Duckybaby June 29, 2015

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.

Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.

by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015

mirror warmer

Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.

Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!

by JungReal December 9, 2015

Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

bun warmer

When you place your hot penis between the cold cheeks of your significant other

Person 1:Man last night I had to give my girl a bun warmer.

Person 2:That's rough bro.

by ClapclapWonk September 8, 2017