Double-edged Weasel 

A person who's naturally weaselly (though they often pretend to not to be a weasel) and have somehow convinced other members in an organization they are knowledgeable and/or influential.

Alan is such a double-edged weasel!

Double-edged Weasel by Jankstick February 19, 2015

Getting his Weasel Greased 

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet

Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

Getting his Weasel Greased by Miguele March 28, 2017

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

whacking the weasel 

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

whacking the weasel by JaYceE October 5, 2003

bitch weasel 

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain

1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.

bitch weasel by Genna May 4, 2004

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

Pen Weasel by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

Squeeze The Weasel 

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

Squeeze The Weasel by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007