Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
by AnUncleverName April 25, 2008
by Peteyboixoxoxo February 24, 2014
A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch February 26, 2011
The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig November 01, 2007
When a girl attempts to give a man a hand job, but just violently rubs the top side of the penis resulting in large amounts of pain.
by Erik Sean April 24, 2011
"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.
by Bionicbrady November 06, 2017
by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009