thurst

The amount of speed or pressure used in mostly sex.

Damn that thurst game strong asf

by TheNiggaTruth January 15, 2017

c u next thursday

same as c u next tuesday but diffrent wording for cunt

i had a bad day with you c u next thursday

by jesse co April 4, 2008

Thursday's are for the boys

Something said to females when they try to hang out on any level during a Thursday. Then hanging with the bros taking place at IUPUI.

Lexy: Heyyyy Brandon are you trying to go to Panera tonight?
Brandon: Hell no Thursday's are for the boys!

by Skylerw September 8, 2016

Throwback Thursday

When you post an old picture on Facebook or Twitter. Does not actually have to be on a Thursday.

Today may be Saturday, but I'm posting old pictures so it's Throwback Thursday! #tbt

by Free Tom Brady October 13, 2015

Thursday Friday Friends

People that come up to you on Thursday or Friday’s, acting like your friend but the only reason they are talking to you is because you are old enough to go to the liquor store. Usually girls but can also be guys. Will act friendly to you so you will go to the store for them, but when you come back they leave almost instantly. Not speaking to you again until the following Thursday or Friday.

Ali = hottest girl youve ever seen.
Jim= Geeky World or Warcraft nerd who just turned 21.

Ali: Hey Jim I havent seen you in a while....
Jim: (thinking to himself) "WOW i would do anything for her" Yea Ali its been awhile.
Ali: Can you do me a favor?
Jim: Sure
Ali: Go and Get me some Vodka.
Jim: ok.

1 minute after he gets back Ali leaves and wont talk to him again until next Thursday or Friday. Hence "Thursday Friday Friends".

by Expierence is Wisdom April 28, 2010

toursomnia

A form of insomnia that results from watching too much of Le Tour de France - specifically for those viewers in timezones far enough east & west of France for it to be televised through the night or early hours.

Similar side effects to regular insomnia, except that the sufferrer may have Phil Ligget's dulcet tones on their mind as they drift off to sleep, or perhaps dream of invading French castles in the war due to the mandatory historical brief given for every castle that is ridden past.

Joe: "So the wife and I are travelling through France next year"

Bob: "Nice"

Paul (practically asleep): "Be sure to check out the medieval castle from Stage 7 in Andelot-Morval, built in 1206 by Humbert III of Coligny ... (yawns) ... Well preserved and characteristic of the Middle Ages military architecture, which were .... zzzzzzzzzzz"

Joe: "WTF?"

Bob: "Toursomnia dude"

OR

Andy, sitting in traffic, sees a car indicate and pull into the faster lane. In his best Phil Ligget accent:
"Oh he's making a break! We were waiting for this! Now how is the peleton going to react?"

Wife, sitting next to him: "....... OK, no more Tour de France for you until you've had some sleep. You've got bad toursomnia babe. Now get out and let me drive."

by TMA-1 July 14, 2010

wtm thursday

typically means when Bonnie&Clyde Meet Up After Years Of Not seeing eachother And Have the nastiest sex of all time .

wtm Thursday 😏

by Citlali’s dick appointment June 10, 2018