What the mofo.

Originated when people got tired of saying what the fuck when surpirsed, so changed it to what the mofo.
*Person 1 scares person 2*

Person 1: BOO!
Person 2: WTM!
by Yanzo. April 6, 2009
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What the monkey- another expression used for when you're excited or shocked or pissed and angry
you just walked 1 mile to the gym. "We're sorry, your membership is canceled, you cannot come in". ...."WTM!!!!!!!!"
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want(s) to mate
"wtm tonight, who's down?"
by kostonlol December 27, 2022
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what the masturbate.
a play on wtf (what the fuck)
usually used in place of wtf.
but can be for any variety of words.
Dude: "Hey bud! Do you like my new shirt?"
Dude #2: "WTM! Dude why did you buy that? It's fugly."
by Kale H September 6, 2007
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a little bitch fit thrown by men. The eqivalent to a womans PMS. AKA a whiney little faggot
WOW man dont have a wtm your being a little bitch right now
by yoyouyoyoyoyo October 27, 2010
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girl 1: do you like the new britney spears song?
girl 2: nah that's wtm for me.
by antelope101 March 8, 2011
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