thomas

a guy that doesnt give hugs but secretly wants to!

that guy is such a thomas, he so wants to give her a hug.

by blahhhhh3333444555 June 15, 2010

thoomer

a song that slaps; a banger

Yo this song’s a thoomer!

by naruhtoe January 2, 2019

thomas vest

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.

At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.

by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008

Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.

Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away

by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.

man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday

by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

thom yorke

sex.

also, "the guy from radiohead."

thom yorke is 19 years, 9 months, and 28 days older than i am. and i would wreck that guy.

by pais April 22, 2007

THGOMB

THGOMB stands for The Hot Guys On My Bus. Used to refer to, you guessed it... the hot guys on your bus. Especially good if you don't want other people to hear you talking about them. When you say it, say each letter (i.e. tee-aych-gee-oh-em-bee).

Sarah: OMG, did you hear what happened with THGOMB?

Kate: No, what happened?!

Sarah: One of the THGOMBs asked me out!!!!

Kate: AWESOME! I'm so jealous haha!

by aussie.elle May 23, 2008