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stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
by papermachete November 13, 2005
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Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking

The phenomena on Urban Dictionary of submitting a name, then writing a definition for a singular person painting them in a negative light.
If male, the definition will either claim the subject is homosexual, possesses a small penis, or is a "douchebag." If female, the definition will describe her as a "slut," a "bitch," or "fat."
A slightly intelligent Trash-Talker will try to disguise their entry with things like "he/she," or using the name in question as a title. This will (sadly) fool some editors.
Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed being UDTT or UDA.
The converse is Urban Dictionary Arrogance.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Jaiden-
The greatest moron to ever live.
"Jaiden Guy Knoch is the greatest moron to ever live. "

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button).

PlutoRoman: Really? More Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking?
by PlutoRoman June 14, 2010
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Ruby Stop Talking

This is something you say if someone is acting like a Ruby. It can be used casually or angrily.
"RUBY STOP TALKING"

"Wow Ruby finally stopped talking"
by nononever October 17, 2019
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.
by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005
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talking in tongues

Talking in tongues is a term similar to the term 'speaking in tongues', but with a twist. Normally this happens when an English speaker takes home a person from a bar and proceeds to have intercourse with a non-native English speaker. The magic happens when the non-native speaker breaks down and begins to speak in their native language while having intercourse befuddling the English speaker.
Wow, last night was crazy, that Finnish woman from the bar started to speak to me in some wacky language, i think it was Swedish or something. Felt like I was in a foreign movie. Man, I love New York, so much cultural, people are talking in tongues...
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
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