Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla July 18, 2013
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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 06, 2019
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Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days
I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.
by GetReality January 05, 2022
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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 13, 2011
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taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.
The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!
by Boba Twat January 22, 2010
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Keg taint

The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.
by Conjoband November 07, 2012
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taint toaster

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!
by Voxpopeye February 25, 2018
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