Sandals with socks

Gay.

"Is he wearing sandals with socks?"

"Yup."

"haha, what a queer!"

by D-Pow March 30, 2009

spock panther

An act of complete debauchery performed on a female herebye named panther, in which she denies there was any anal interaction.

"Panther was spocked....... resulting in a Spock Panther."

by randomdusty July 25, 2009

Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.

I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!

by TILF2 November 24, 2011

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

by Ceylon August 21, 2009

spock block

whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)

in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.

by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009

soggy socks

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it

paris hilton enjoys wearing soggy socks

by soggy joe December 2, 2009

green socks

having weed in your socks

Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.

by greensmoke147 January 9, 2010