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Spaz

A Valley Girl term for a loser, usually very crazy or hyper.
UGGHHH!!!! My annoying little brother is such a spaz!!
by -s0 October 25, 2006
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spaz

noun

Teacher's terms.

A child with "Emotional and/or Behavioural difficulties" who is constantly aggressive, disruptive and beligerant in lessons.
"You can say George has special needs but he's basically a spaz"
by mr teacher April 10, 2006
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spazier

to spazier means to mooch around aimlessly, particularly at school or whilst shopping without any money. It is derived from the German word 'spazieren' which means to walk. Pronounced: spats-eer
"Do you wanna spazier off for a cig?"
by jim2233 January 16, 2008
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Great Spaz Pact

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.
Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha
by Jennifer July 21, 2004
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spaz attack

A gesture where you fling yourself wildly, shaking from head to foot. Can come on randomly or be planned. A spaz attack is the greatest of all comebacks. Very fun in a chemistry lesson.
E.g.
Chemistry Teacher: I hate my life!!! *Spaz attack*
Me: Makes sence.
by lol@aids December 11, 2006
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Spaz Chariot

Perfect Example of a DiSABLED AND/OR CRIPPLED Gangsters preferable mode of transportation. For Those MANDEM dat been brapdnpopop 'n' shankd in the ghettos & need a gangster bling replacement for the legs they never use, this in conjunction with a 99% KFC diet & they wonder why they're a race ov Horrific WHALES! Best served with gold plated 12''inch rimms Regardless of paying taxes or child suport for the 11 children uv spawnd with LA QUEEEFA & her enormous RUMP! I'll Just Order Another 10 piece bucket it'l be fine>&Cheating on LaQeefa With the fatfighters over 40's white slut brigade that NOBODY wants due to infertility & saggynes. This is also how one attains the widely coverted gangster limp u have to be shot on @ least 2 occations to exccute the limp with correct precition. TURBOs,NoS & Spoilers have been fitted successfully enabling a rappidz blend from any breh dat say SUMINK naaa wat am sayyin
RAPPIDZ SPAZ ChaRIOT

INSANE SPAZZ CHARIOT DIGG THE CHROME 12"INCHERS SHAME YOUR DISABLED

BY FAR THE MOST STYLISH DISABLED PERSON IN THE COUNCIL ESTATE & YOUR CLAMING BENEFITS FOR A REAL REASON
by IADORECOONS December 13, 2009
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spaz monkey

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.
Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!
by ianill July 20, 2008
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