Slemp

A combination of the words sleep and simp of which the meaning is someone who is simping for sleep

Did you see veronica, she was totally slemping halfway through the movie.

by Sengen April 4, 2020

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

semper fi diddy

"I agree"

A: Shaq City is the place to rock.
B: Semper fi diddy.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Sneep

when a woman sneezes causing a sudden unexpected moment of incontinence

While driving down the road, Heidi sneezed and accidentally sneeped.

During allergy season, my mom carries an extra pair of underwear incase she sneeps.

by dfwladies December 18, 2012

slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.

Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

sempermalum

The daddy of maddock or herc, or one who owns maddock or herc.

Maddock get back in your room dont make me tell Sempermalum on you.

by terry semprebon January 14, 2008

Snumped

When you sneeze and pump at the same time.

I was sitting watching TV last night and snumped in front of my granny.

by Mark McEwan August 1, 2008