Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011

skeeturd

To ejaculate during or after anal.
Cum mixed with turd.

Joe did you just skeeturd on Coreo?

by Wukowski September 16, 2011

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014

sheet sheg

A sheet sheg is a hoe

Jessica is such a sheet sheg

by Sheetsheggjrl November 22, 2016

sheenutory

A form of rape similar to "statutory." However "sheenutory" is often committed by seniors in high school who bully freshmen and brag about their jacked up, square body trucks .

"How often do you think that senior commits sheenutory"

"Idk, but I've seen him pick up more than a few 13 year olds in that truck of his"

by Sheen square December 24, 2017

Sheetal

Sheetal is someone who sounds like a girl but in reality he is a wrestler in chup chup ke

1.Sheetal ko bulao
2. ye balle
3. SHEETAL comes with a six pack
4. Ye nainsaafi hai mai ni khelunga

Koi ni Sheetal ko bulao

by Rupa Banyan November 24, 2021

Sheet Hacker

An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.

"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"

"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"

by ZoomerMalcontent June 5, 2023