Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."

sammiches by ampudroid January 2, 2009

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swammie

Any person of middle eastern decent that looks indian also includes all indian guyanese and trinidadian people.

Almost every deli is owned by a swammie.
There are so many swammies on Liberty Ave.

swammie by GTkillah4lyfe November 7, 2010

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Sammich

n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!

"Woman get in the kitchen and make me a sammich"

Sammich by chimeratear March 27, 2010

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sammi

1. person that likes to giggle
2. Best friends are usually named Haley
3. is a hardworker
4. loves song lyrics
5. aka julie
6. usually has a birthmark on her leg
7. doesnt know if she peed herself or not

- "why is my croch warm." "Ha your pulling a sammi"

- stop making me laugh i look like a sammi

- "is your bff named haley?" "yeahhh you can just call me sammi"

sammi by Becky12345 June 22, 2010

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