The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.
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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.
Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.
by Spoker February 22, 2018

by AlbinoBoy91YT April 3, 2021

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead
by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.
by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017
