an under aged secret lover
It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.
by MomOnTheEdge March 1, 2010
Get the pubescent paramour mug.This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.
by GingerBeer June 17, 2012
Get the Fudgepacker Paradox mug.a phrase or sentence contradicting itself. Odd Future Rapper Tyler, The Creator has a whole song "Yonkers" that contradicts itself.....Tyler is a Fuckin G
" I'm a fucking walking paradox, no I'm not
Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar."
Reptar is actually a Velociraptor or a Tyrannosaurus-rex..its debateble.. but not a triceratops. but Tyler's paradoxing “triceratops” since the “tri” represents it’s three horns, which connects to “threesomes” (sex acts involving three people (or dinosaur/people combo — for instance Tyler, Reptar, and a triceratops)
Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar."
Reptar is actually a Velociraptor or a Tyrannosaurus-rex..its debateble.. but not a triceratops. but Tyler's paradoxing “triceratops” since the “tri” represents it’s three horns, which connects to “threesomes” (sex acts involving three people (or dinosaur/people combo — for instance Tyler, Reptar, and a triceratops)
by S.K SnapBacks23 August 12, 2011
Get the Paradox mug.Paramore is a band from Franklin, TN. It consists of Hayley Williams (Vocals), Josh Farro (Lead Guitarist and Background Vocals), Jeremy Davis (Bassist) and Zac Farro (Drums). There also really nice people because I've met them before. Hayley Williams isn't perfect, which is a good! She's better role model than stupid Miley Cyris and Lindsay Lohan. She sets a good example while still being herself. She get most of the attention (which isn't and is, fair being the lead singer, and all.) She is most noted for her cool hair and amazing looks. She also writes ALL of the lyrics with Josh Farro (Guitarist)
Together they've made 2 albums so far: All We Know Is Falling and RIOT!, which are very popular now thanks to MTV. Kids who got Paramore off of MTV are lame because Parmore has been around for years. Hayley has a unique voice that is imitated a lot on Youtube and most of them have failed teriibly.
People are love Paramore for their music, more than their looks are called Parawhores.
Together they've made 2 albums so far: All We Know Is Falling and RIOT!, which are very popular now thanks to MTV. Kids who got Paramore off of MTV are lame because Parmore has been around for years. Hayley has a unique voice that is imitated a lot on Youtube and most of them have failed teriibly.
People are love Paramore for their music, more than their looks are called Parawhores.
Back in 2006:
Me: Hey, check out this band: Paramore.
Kid: What's a Paramore?
Me: It's not a what. It's a who. There a fucking band!
Me: Hey, check out this band: Paramore.
Kid: What's a Paramore?
Me: It's not a what. It's a who. There a fucking band!
by Laura100 August 18, 2008
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Get the Paramount mug.Sherlock's Paradox is a paradox discovered by the iconographic detective Sherlock Holmes in a scene from a set of unpublished notes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The notes were put of for auction in 1988 by Conan Doyle's grandson to benefit NORML.
In the unpublished scene, Holmes and his trusted companion Dr. Watson are sharing a pipe while in Arabia. The bulk of the conversation revolves around the pipe being made of glass and employing "... a devilishly clever construction by which the pungent smoke is filtered through water ...". Hence the term sherlock for the type of water pipe which resembles the regular pipe of Sherlock Holmes.
The paradox originates in a comment where Holmes remarks that the pipe's bowl is always better packed, but the "... most pleasurable of all leisure lies in the exquisite emptying of the bowl." Watson remarks that logically his statement implies that the bowl is always better packed, yet must always be in the process of being smoked. Therefore, if one is to truly enjoy themselves they must remain smoking the "bowl" indefinitely.
In the unpublished scene, Holmes and his trusted companion Dr. Watson are sharing a pipe while in Arabia. The bulk of the conversation revolves around the pipe being made of glass and employing "... a devilishly clever construction by which the pungent smoke is filtered through water ...". Hence the term sherlock for the type of water pipe which resembles the regular pipe of Sherlock Holmes.
The paradox originates in a comment where Holmes remarks that the pipe's bowl is always better packed, but the "... most pleasurable of all leisure lies in the exquisite emptying of the bowl." Watson remarks that logically his statement implies that the bowl is always better packed, yet must always be in the process of being smoked. Therefore, if one is to truly enjoy themselves they must remain smoking the "bowl" indefinitely.
Andrew: Yo man, what happened to you last night? You never came by my place?
Aki: Dude I got so ripped ... got caught up in Sherlock's Paradox with these ill headies and a box of Twizzlers.
Andrew: Damn ... you got any left? I got a dutch!
Aki: Nah man ... aw, shit.
Aki: Dude I got so ripped ... got caught up in Sherlock's Paradox with these ill headies and a box of Twizzlers.
Andrew: Damn ... you got any left? I got a dutch!
Aki: Nah man ... aw, shit.
by M.T. Lintershmidt September 20, 2009
Get the Sherlock's Paradox mug."Soft" or "well done" when referred to pasta. Opposite of "al dente".
Literally, "al palato" means "to the palate". Palate is the upper part of the mouth that in combination with the upward tongue pressure can be used to chew soft foods. Most applicable to those who are missing teeth (or awaiting for them to grow for that matter).
The second definition of the word "palato" is "taste". So it can be interpreted as "to the taste" as well :)
Literally, "al palato" means "to the palate". Palate is the upper part of the mouth that in combination with the upward tongue pressure can be used to chew soft foods. Most applicable to those who are missing teeth (or awaiting for them to grow for that matter).
The second definition of the word "palato" is "taste". So it can be interpreted as "to the taste" as well :)
- Can I have an order of penne ala vodka al palato to go, please?
- Yes, you can wait at the table outstairs.
- Yes, you can wait at the table outstairs.
by ultrabutter October 21, 2010
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