Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020

Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.

I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(

by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020

mongolgunj

The greatest person in whole world who has the best personality and the cutest human ever.

Mongolgunj sounds like who has cute tongue

by mongolgunj December 2, 2020

Mongolian Teepee

A sexual position completed by performing an Eiffel Tower while under a sheet or blanket.

My buddies girlfriend asked for an Eiffel Tower but since it was so cold we gave her a Mongolian Teepee instead.

by Motor City Mongolian December 13, 2020

Mongolica

The Spanish word for a dumb bitch.

Dude your such a Mongolica!

by MLB_Fan March 25, 2021

Mongoose

something that relates to this one astronaut game

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?

by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021