Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

modesty

A fine line between humility and low-self esteem which I chose not to walk.

For the sake of preserving my own modesty, I shall refrain from providing an example.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Modesto

The Raddest Place On Earth to:

- Party
- Get Laid
- Find Some Drugs.
- Be With Family

"Lets Go To Modesto,To Have Some Fun"

by Shawty1 December 9, 2008

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005

spleen moles

Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.

Fear the spleen moles

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005