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something ur dad didn´t bring home
¨bye kids, im off to buy some milk!!!!¨
Milk by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025
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A relationship state that sits comfortably between a situationship and a full-on relationship. More commitment than “we’re just vibing,” but without the official label, expectations, or public announcement. In a milk, both people are emotionally involved, consistently connected, and mutually exclusive in practice—but no one has said “what are we?” out loud.

It’s warm, familiar, and low-pressure… but still undefined enough to leave you wondering where it’s going.
“We’re not dating-dating, but we talk every day, act like a couple, and nobody else is in the picture. Yeah… we’re in milk.”
Milk by noel12sirrom January 23, 2026
milk is the most handsome fellow in all the Minecraft and dominates every smp because he is so pro
Milk__ by miolk February 17, 2021
milk is the greatest Minecraft player of all time and dominates smps everyone is inferior to him despite of his amazing penis which is not 1 inches.
milk__ is so handsome wow I want to be like him
milk__ by miolk February 17, 2021
(Adjective) To describe something so obvious its ridiculous!
(Femaile) "Hey you wanna a quicky"?...
(Male) MILK!
MILK! by Batman 599! June 16, 2010
a really beautiful man

xd

Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.
wow I really like Milk_ he’s so handsome and has really nice hair
Milk_ by MILK!!! December 7, 2021