cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

meaghan logic

meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic

Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.

by cupofteateacup June 5, 2021

Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense

Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic

by HiroTS February 14, 2015

Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021