Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.
Jake is super cool
by IloveCaden November 6, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
Get the Jakemug. The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz
by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by eye contact is key May 28, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.
by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019
Get the Jakemug.