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A combination of the two words hideous and anus.
Oh my God, did you see that girl who just walked by!? She was totally heinous!
Heinous by D. Alex July 13, 2009

heineken 

Imported beer preferred by Asians, particularly OGs (old guys, original gangsters) and fobs (fresh off the boat immigrants) and particularly Vietnamese.
"Aww shit, Johnny's drinking Heinekens and smoking triple-5s with the fobs. Fob-wannabe."
heineken by TuanTuan November 5, 2005

Heinrich Himmler  

Named after the Nazi overseer, the Heinrich Himmler is where a person, boy or girl,takes a collection of radio antennas, wraps them all in paper mache as to look like a bundle of sticks, then lubes this up with his or her own fecal matter, then shoves this horrid device up a lovers butt hole, vagina, mouth, or pee hole.
Guy 1:dude, last night I finally had all of the necessary resources, so I gave her a Heinrich Himmler

Guy 2:You sick son of a bitch
Describing something horrible or ugly.
That is a heinous color

Your sweat shirt is heinous
heinous by Andrea July 29, 2004

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.
Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?

Heinzmen 

The protective layer that keeps the ketchup inside a new bottle. Usually, it is busted by a knife or French Fry.
Damn, I just busted the Heinzmen on this kethcup bottle and now I have a mess all over my wiener.
Heinzmen by I like Hunt's August 31, 2010