grunch

the stench of moldy semen, body odor, old clothing, and human waste that has fermented for many months in a small college dormroom.

Kevin was trying to get his mack on when his bitch said, "It smells like grunch in here!"

by Kevin Patel December 15, 2003

grunked

the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.

" i totally grunked her up man!"

by CH77 June 18, 2009

grunkel

1.someone who has a crunchy and crinkly voice.
2.a person who sounds like they have too much mucus in their throat.
3. a person who tries to talk but really growls.

"that kid is such a grunkel, like really, clear out your throat."

when a "grunkel" is in sight the word grunkel is to be repeated three times fast in the voice of a "grunkel".

by ashn November 13, 2007

gronkus

another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.

OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus

by hottiehothots September 25, 2006

Granky

The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.

1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.

by Crispoi March 8, 2009

Grunbaum

From the verb "To Grunbaum", meaning to steal credit for someone else's work whilst making them look bad, esp. towards senior managers.

"James did all the work on that, and Paul completely Grunbaum'd him"

"You bastard, you've Grunbaum'd me!"

by Hobbotical February 9, 2009

gronk

a person who holds onto a poo to deliberately unleash it on another person's clean toilet

omg Kelly is such a gronk, she left skid Mark's down the FRONT of my toilet

by shanewho March 23, 2019