Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

google

My Personal Spellchecker.

"Hey dude how do you spell marijuana?"
"I'm not sure. Lemme Google it!"

by Jonathan Farrow August 12, 2006

Google Talk

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.

Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.

by Bas September 17, 2005

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Google test

When your internet connection is being problematic, you do the google test. Basically, you try to visit www.google.com and if it fails, you know your connection is tango uniform.

Friend A: My internet connection is not really working...

Friend B: Did you google test it?

Friend A: Yeah, nothing.

Friend B: Call AOL(because only AOL sucks enough to have problems regularly?)

by Quinn Allen September 2, 2006

Google Ninja

The term Google Ninja was first coined by an SEO company called SEORM in reference to both a collaboration site they created to allow SEO professionals to help each other, as well as a general description for a highly skilled SEO engineer who seems to have the inside track on ranking sites within google.

Google Ninja later became a certification standard inside the SEO community, obtained by completing a course with SEORM. Achieving Google Ninja certification is a great way to show potential employers and or clients that your SEO skills are truely formidable and set you apart from the Google Ninjanabe's (ninja wannabe's) and Google Nonja's (non-ninjas).

Holders of the coveted Google Ninja certification are typically given membership to a private forum and site reserved only for people holding the certification or for premium account holders who pay a monthly fee. These forums and sites contain a vast knowledge base of current SEO tactics and Tools that help the Google Ninjas keep an edge over the competition.

Did you see that guys googlefu? Dude must be one hell of a google ninja.

by seormguy April 21, 2009

googled

Something searched for on Google

I couldn't find out anything in the library on *insert name of object here*, so I googled it.

by ScYtH March 22, 2005