An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
Get the Godmug. To be on point.
To the maximum.
To the best capability.
To the highest standard.
To the T.
When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
To the maximum.
To the best capability.
To the highest standard.
To the T.
When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
Damn, Laleeka's hair is layed To the Gods hunty!
OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!
Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!
Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
by paradoxpredator January 26, 2013
Get the To the Godsmug. Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.
by Karo-san August 25, 2009
Get the Godmug. by doooooglas October 14, 2007
Get the The Godmug. by god defined August 25, 2009
Get the Godmug. What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"
Guy #2: "There is no God."
Guy #2: "There is no God."
by lexiphile March 5, 2009
Get the there is no Godmug. When white people say "My hood lingo isn't up to par." and you have to tell it to them straight, "On god bro these niggas be trippin."
by Guardian Asian January 14, 2019
Get the On Godmug.