Vine

Dad jokes for zoomers

Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :

by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020

vine up

To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.

Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.

by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

Red Vined

The outcome of mutually masturbating a female while she is menstruating. The residue that collects on your fingers appears like the popular licorice "Red Vines".

Did you catch the party last night? Fernando red vined Monique! Gross!

by laloman October 23, 2011

Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often

„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“

by rubykinz March 21, 2024

Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.

Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.

by perfeitoan October 18, 2013

Vine

A guy who will most likely talk to you about nerdy things

Vine: did you know that the sun is made of 42 grams of uranium?
Me: thats not even true what.

by Bladderexplosion1000 August 17, 2024